zeldathemes
and you wonder
What if?
Julia. 16. This blog is a mess of shit I like, but at least I tag most of it. Enjoy.
Currently reading: The Two Towers - J.R.R. Tolkien
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approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

Lays down on the bedroom floor ready to quit life

peep-toe-shoes:

"ewww I need to vacuum under my bed."

obsessedwiththeroyals:

The reasons to love Prince Harry are endless

  #prince harry  

ezrakoenig:

There are so many types of attractive like there is cuddle-with-me cute and there is I’d-kiss-you-in-the-rain gorgeous and then there is straight up fuck-me-hard-on-a-desk sex material and when one person is all of the above that is the most dangerous thing in the world.

  #love  

Bold What Applies

thehealthyteacup:

I challenge my followers to do this!

You just learned a bit about me:

  • I am a cuddler
  • I am a morning person
  • I am an only child
  • I am currently in my pajamas
  • I am currently pregnant
  • I am left handed
  • I am a little shy around everyone at first
  • I bite my nails
  • I can be paranoid at times
  • I enjoy country music
  • I enjoy smoothies
  • I enjoy talking on the phone
  • I have a car
  • I have/had a hard time paying attention at school
  • I have a hidden talent
  • I have a pet
  • I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl
  • I have all my grandparents
  • I have been to another country
  • I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor
  • I have broken a bone
  • I have bathed someone
  • I have changed a diaper
  • I have changed a lot over the past year
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I have had major/minor surgery
  • I have killed another person
  • I have had my hair cut within the last week
  • I have mood swings
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
  • I have rejected someone before
  • I like the taste of my own blood
  • I love Michael Jackson
  • I love sleeping
  • I love to shop
  • I own 100 CDs or more
  • I own and use a library card
  • I have more than 100 books in my room
  • I read books for pleasure in my spare time (wish I had more time!)
  • I sleep a lot during the day
  • I watch soap operas on a regular basis
  • I work at a job that I enjoy
  • I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
  • I am currently wearing socks
  • I am tired
  • I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt/write

I have/had:

  • Graduated high school
  • Smoked cigarettes
  • Ridden every ride at an amusement park
  • Collected something really stupid (rocks)
  • Gone to a concert
  • Helped someone
  • Spun turn tables
  • Watched four movies in one night
  • Been broken up with
  • Taken a college or university level course
  • Been in a car accident
  • Been in a tornado
  • Watched someone die
  • Been to a funeral
  • Burned yourself 
  • Ran a marathon
  • Your parents got divorced
  • Cried yourself to sleep
  • Spent over $200 in one day (classes)
  • Cheated on someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Written a 10 page letter
  • Had a best friend
  • Lost someone you loved
  • Skipped school
  • Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do
  • Stolen books from the library (accidentally)
  • Been in a mental hospital 
  • Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
  • Fired a gun
  • Been in a school play or production 
  • Been fired from a job
  • Taken a lie detector test
  • Swam with dolphins
  • Attempted suicide
  • Written poetry
  • Read more than 20 books a year
  • Gone to Europe
  • Loved someone you couldn’t have
  • Used a coloring book over age 12
  • Had surgery
  • Had stitches
  • Taken a taxi
  • Had more than 5 online conversations going at once
  • Had a hamster
  • Dyed your hair
  • Had something pierced
  • Gotten straight A’s
  • Your parents sent you to a shrink
  • Been handcuffed

My hair is naturally the color:

  • Light brown
  • Brunette
  • Dark brown
  • Blonde
  • Black
  • Dirty blonde
  • Strawberry blonde/Ginger
  • Multicoloured

My eyes are:

  • Brown
  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Hazel
  • Light brown
  • A combination of things

I am:

  • Male
  • Female
  • Other

People sometimes label me as:

  • Slut
  • Girly
  • Ugly
  • Nerd
  • Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

  • Spiders/other insects
  • Dying
  • Doctor/Dentist appointments
  • Hospitals
  • Needles
  • Disease
  • Being alone in the dark
  • Heights
  • Small spaces
  • Oceans/large bodies of water
  • Holes
  • Large animals
  • Small animals
  • Open spaces
  • Lightning

I have:

  • A friend with benefits
  • A laptop in my room
  • A television in my room
  • Good grades
  • My own car
  • Married parents
  #about me    #sorry i'm bored    #long post  
@AdamSKaplan: That @grantgust is a BOSS
  #cuties  

#I love this because with all the magic that Sirius could have used he just went #“I’m gonna punch this bitch right in his face.”

  #sirius black    #hp    #favourite  

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

  #guys    #next time chase complains    #'im tierd of bein in the friendzone lol'    #'yeah buddy well i'm really goddamn tired of being stuck in the fuckzone.    #good day to you sir'    #haley    #makayla    #eden  

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

  #science  

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

  #marvel    #chris pratt  

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

  #haley    #i hope  

thetardisissexy:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

PEEVES

  #THANK    #hp  

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

image

that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

  #omg    #favourite