i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
Currently reading: City of Bones - Cassandra Clare
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”
..you just gotta listen
YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
dennys are you ok
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage
When someone accidentally bumps the power cord to your computer.
Please be there, God! Please let the recovery work!
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
when am I going to realize that no matter how many times I scream “no” at my tv the story line isn’t going to change.
*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick
to show u that i love u
*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes