Peeta: Why can't I be the Boy On Fire?
Finnick: Dude, get over it. At least you got a title. Really.
Peeta: You're the Boy With The Trident.
Finnick: That's stupid.
Peeta: Would you rather be the Boy Who Kissed Peeta?
Finnick: Would YOU rather be the Boy Who Died An Unexpected Death?
Mrs. Everdeen: Boys, boys, calm down. At least you got first names.