Posts tagged: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Let me tell you something about Luke Castellan. We were best friends in camp. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then when I was twelve, I started hanging out with this guy Percy, who was totally gorgeous but then he almost got us both killed, and Luke was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Percy, he'd be like, "Why didn't you come back to sword-fighting?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cool-demigods pool-party, I was like, "Luke, I can't invite you, because I think you're evil." I mean I couldn't have an evil dude at my party. There were gonna be people there in their camp shirts. I mean, right? He was EVIL. So then his dad IM-ed my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded, because they're both on Mount Olympus and could've talked face to face. And then he betrayed the camp and Thalia because no one would talk to him, and he came back in a couple summers to murder us all, all of his normal-person traits were gone and he was being controlled by Kronos, and now I guess he's kind of dead.
MEAN GIRLS CROSSOVER WITH ANYTHING IS AMAZING.